Nigel Rudd

Flybe's poisoned planes lead back to BAA

Not content with holding up passengers while they send their security off to hold fake demos in favour of Stansted expansion, BAA have got caught up in a poisoning scandal after cabin crew at Flybe collapsed mid-flight.

Pilots and cabin crew for budget airline Flybe are refusing to fly on BAe 146s following an incident in which crew had to be taken to hospital after inhaling engine fumes which leaked into the cabin.

BAA gets new head honcho


Great news for playground loner BAA! After hemorrhaging staff like it's going out of style, they finally found one fool crazy enough to work for them.

Step forward Sir Nigel Rudd, a 'serial non-executive director' whose illustrious career includes helping arms dealers BAE systems flog their weapons to anyone who'll take them.

Well at least he'll be used to the occasional protest...