More commotion in the House of Commons

Has the Minister bitten off more than he can chew? Beleagured Jim Fitzpatrick, already under fire for letting BA and BAA cock up the opening of Terminal 5, was attacked by MPs during a Commons debate on the third runway.

The debate has many classic moments, but can you top this for Parliamentary panto:

Jim Fitzpatrick: ...despite the criticisms of some, I am firmly of the view that this consultation — albeit on a subject that many feel passionately about — has been conducted in an exemplary manner.

Mr. Randall: Will the hon. Gentleman give way?

Jim Fitzpatrick: Against my better instincts, so as not to run the risk of appearing rude I shall give way to the hon. Gentleman.

Mr. Randall: The hon. Gentleman is always very courteous. Can he tell me why I did not receive a consultation document when I was only four miles way, whereas people in west London — miles and miles away — did?

Jim Fitzpatrick: I knew I should have listened to my instincts and not given way to the hon. Gentleman. He was fully aware that the consultation was taking place, and he could have downloaded the document. As I have said, it was sent to 217,000 households.

I'm reliably informed that that is what passes for a slanging match in the hallowed halls of Westminster...